Lefty

Drawing with the Driver Side Hand. ---------
Practicing my Ambidexterity "just-in-case" ------------------------
drawing with my driver side quickly illuminates how clever my shotgun hand is. Shotgun has decades of practice with a light controled fine careful pencil. --- I'm training driver to be Her understudy cuz i think it might help the drawing part of my brain grow more better...............................................................people do this in art school alot for reasons i dont really understand any clearer than my own. arty people fuck around with every dumb idea that enters their heads a lot. its a centuries old tradition.

Miss Benign

Miss Benign, Minkus North East, 288

(Her mom is suspiciously nice and Beni is studying to be a hair dresser.)

I have too many crushes on teenagers these days.

Its obviously god, society, and beta phenalide A plastic's fault that in 2010 there are more hawt smart ass fierce teenagers than any normal healthy limber frisky adult could ever even attempt to handle

Flo's Boat

This is Flo's new Boat, The Maggot.

She is a 300 year old French prison ship from the French civil war. French prison ships where made from captured enemy Tall Ship Deluxe battle cruisers who where stripped of all finery and had their giant masts clipped down so they'd have just enuff sail to move the prisoners in to different bays. a prison ship fleet would contain dozens of these chopped modified boats.

here for Flo's Valhalla ride, I recaptured a prison ship, out fit her with dozens of canons, the civil war prisoners are all crafty trade people and ship builders them selves so they have remained on board for the journey, and we hastily rigged up a jolly rogers to propel us over the horizon.,

Vealvetta

I am Working on my Shit

Lost Gold

Illuminated Manuscript Painting Remix 010-b.

Fishy Stripy Dress

36x44 inches gold pigment, acrylics , inks, some weird acrylic-oil hybrid product, matte transfers, pencils and markers and alchohol swabs.

Fishy Stripy Dress

Lost Gold

Illuminated Manuscript Painting Remix 010-b.

Fishy Stripy Dress

36x44 inches gold pigment, acrylics , inks, some weird acrylic-oil hybrid product, matte transfers, pencils and markers and alchohol swabs.

Fishy Stripy Dress

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this pens Vs Acrylic Vs Pencil thing is my new favourite thing.

this is me doing fancy work !! materials expediture was about $100 and she took 30 hours to do. I want a thousand dollars for her. My teeth are falling out and i need to raise $3000 to buy a new bridge. i already have home made eyebrows. if i have no teeth i'll only be able to date nasty junky punks and then i'll fall in with a bad croud and go down a dark path ... please HELP ME BUY NEW TEETH !!! paypal me monies or i'll give her to Barrister and he'll frame her and jack the price up even more

work in progress

trap

ink supply room

bed side table

more coffee

twine collection (not including twin unconventionals, soon.)

fancy markers stashed everywhere incase criminals break in while i'm sleeping

Cowgirl Angie Wosnioczyk

pringles and squids

mortal squirel best friends with leather squirrel

interogation cube studios

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1500 illuminated manuscript

17th century dutch art

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marc Ryden's Great MeeMa.

fish heads

17th century dutch art is all about bragging about the new dutch wealth. (they started selling off south affrika or sumthing in 1620)

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look

i see you

all i eat is steak and smoothies and cucumbers.

blade

sauteed in her own gravy.

Blade steak is $2.99 lb cuz its tough and has a stringy consistency. cheap steak is for dumping condiments all over and cooking slow. gravey is made with hot sauce, sea salt, powdered milk, nutricianal yeast, flax.

it was good. i'm out of meat and will be needing boyfriends to help me on my mission to EAT AN ENTIRE STEER after all this july party stuff calms down